ode to egg

dennys:

Egg, how mysteriously curved,
a weeble-wobble of countless
possibility.

You eggcite my heart
when the yolk starts

To run.

Through my veins.


dennys:

WILL & FRED’S GRAND SLAM ADVENTURE
Two seemingly dumb teens are on a mission to eat as much bacon and eggs as they can with the help of a time machine.

I think I’m in love with whoever runs dennys tumblr. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’

dennys:

WILL & FREDโ€™S GRAND SLAM ADVENTURE
Two seemingly dumb teens are on a mission to eat as much bacon and eggs as they can with the help of a time machine.

I think I’m in love with whoever runs dennys tumblr. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’


(via hplover27)


yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

image

the elder swear

(via officialwhitegirls)



I need a gif of Snape doing the bend and snap and for it to be hashtagged #BendAndSnape. Can this happen ASAP?


Every time I start to catch up on my reading


madeupmonkeyshit:

TURN DOWN FO WHAT!?

madeupmonkeyshit:

TURN DOWN FO WHAT!?

(via ruinedchildhood)